Ann Coulter

If you are looking for a frightening Halloween costume this year here are is one option:

Pictured above: Ann Coulter.

Tips for your costume:

Wear all black.

Attempt to make your face longer and pointer than usual.

You may want to use makeup to make your skin appear vein-like and extremely pale.

Don a long blonde wig. Your hair should be straight and flowing.

Make controversial (and hateful) statements in order to attract attention. Remember: no one will notice you unless you master this first.

Do not hesitate in using generalities, which some individuals may interpret as wit.

Bash Democrats for being Democrat. Praise Republicans for being Republicans.

If you encounter a single woman, let her know she shouldn’t have the right to vote. She is one screwing everything up!

If you encounter a Jewish person, let him/her know Jews should be “perfected.” Try giving the suggestion: “Can’t you guys hurry up and be Christian already?” You may want to mention Jesus in order to seal the deal.


* The image in this post is from The Sydney Morning Herald.