Lately it seems like the online world has been crossing over into my real world. As my new dentist filled my cavity she carried on a rather detailed conversation with the dental assistant regarding breast-feeding. The assistant had much to contribute about the topic, as well. They discussed where to go to get a breast pump, if she should rent one from the hospital, how you pay for what you get… Meaning: Don’t buy a cheap pump unless you want to regret it later. (The thought of this made me cringe inside. It also made me happy that I’ve never had a baby.) The assistant cut in and said, “I’ve heard that once you finish breast feeding you can put cabbage inside your bra to reduce the swelling. But I don’t know if this is true or simply an old wives tale.”
For the next five minutes, which felt like eternity, they debated if there was truth to this method. I could not interject due a giant drill inside my mouth but I was tempted to stop the drilling and say, “Look, cabbage really will reduce the swelling. I know, I read all about it on
Dooce.com. Now, please, continue.” Instead, I held back from saying these words. You see, I didn’t want to come across as sounding
silly. Passing off knowledge gained from someone’s personal weblog? While some individuals may value weblogs as an information source, many do not. Also, the shy side of my personality would stop me from telling my dentist: “You should put cabbage in your bra.”
This is not the only time in which the online world has crossed over into my daily life. When my new roommate moved in from New York we had an early conversation about grocery stores. She asked with excitement, “Have you ever heard of Wegmans?” I could tell she was prepared to tell a long, detailed account of the wonder that is the grocery store. Instead, I had to be honest: “Actually, I have heard of Wegmans. I know quite a lot about the store because of a blog I read.”
“Oh.”
She went on to tell me about Wegmans, anyway. How it is wonderful, how you can hang out in the store, how if medical school doesn’t work out for her she could always take a job licking Wegmans floors, instead. Her love for the store was made very clear.
Later, she asked, “So, what is this blog you read? What is it about?”
For non-weblog readers, answering this kind of question can be tricky. What am I suppose to say? “It’s a blog called
ljcfyi.com. The girl lives in Rochester, NY. She writes about her pug, cat, and what it’s like to be a web designer for Kodak.”
“And you read this website because…?”
You see, for non-weblog readers it might seem silly to read about the lives of strangers. The question is always, “What’s the point?” Well, there is no point. Not really. Except for picking up random information, such as the alternative uses of cabbage, or why a certain grocery store chain in New York is comparable to Paradise… which leads me to wonder what random information readers of this site have gained. “It’s about a girl in Michigan who is a coffee barista and sometimes writes about coffee but most of the time her entries are pretty random.” Ahh, yes, this is my contribution to the lives of others.
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