If you are in the 3rd grade, don't worry, you can handle reading this blog

I just tested the reading level of my blog (all the cool kids are doing it, after all). My results are shown below:



Um, something a little higher than Elementary School would of been nice but I guess this means my posts are highly accessible... I'm going to throw in a sentence a 3rd grade might have more trouble with: Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. If you can explain this sentence, you win a prize. And, let's throw in some Shakespeare for good measure: “Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind.” Maybe I need one advanced sentence per blog entry to boost my score and then at that point I can reach a Middle School Reading Level. How exciting!