After feeling like my teeth were on strike against me for days, I scheduled a dentist appointment. Soon after scheduling the appointment my tooth pain began to mellow but I attended the appointment anyway because with tooth matters you can never be too careful.
As a new patient, I was asked a series of questions. The question repeated every five seconds seemed to be, “Do you have dental insurance?”
My replies ranged from “No,” to the more lengthy: “No, I’m a college student and was under my parent’s insurance but they no longer have dental insurance.” Regardless of my answers the question did not go away. I was almost reassured when the dentist told me in her soft Indian accent, “Don’t worry, we will take care of you.” Then, I wondered, “How? Because unless you are footing the bill…”
I was incredibly frightened when the dentist looked into my mouth and immediately began pointing out cavities. Not one or two, but
several cavities. Granted, I haven’t seen a dentist in years and I’m not a cheerleader for flossing, but little did I know my entire mouth is a breeding ground for decay.
As the new dentist looked further I stared dumbly at the wall in front of me. I am always interested in the kinds of things dentist offices plaster on their walls. The most common trend seems to be scenery and in this case I was staring at three framed photos of flowers. I immediately noticed the spacing between each frame was uneven. This bothered me more than I thought it would. How could I relax when all I wanted to do was correct the uneven photo presentation? I considered pointing it out but wondered how I would even phrase such a statement.
This is what I wanted to say but would never say in a million years:
“Excuse me… you may have an eye for pointing out tooth decay but you don’t have an eye for art presentation. Your framed photos are terribly uneven. How am I suppose to relax under these conditions?”
I let the error go and decided it was best to not offend an individual who uses sharp pointy objects in my mouth. After all, I don’t have dental and don’t suppose the coverage will fall out of the sky anytime soon.