I like to think of coffee shops as a place of retreat where one can unwind and attempt to experience truly Zen-like moments. However, I can’t seem to find anything calming at the local 24-hour Starbucks where if I get up for a second someone has already rushed over to ask, "Can I take your seat?"

Granted, I was sitting at the fireplace when this event occurred, which is a coveted seat for all. However, I had only moved slightly to put down my coat and yet this small movement was enough to cause a man to rush over and ask for my seat with a sinister look in his eye. This sinister look seemed to say: "Move now, or else." I became frightened the man was somehow linked to the mafia.

So, I gave up my seat and left the crazy zoo that is this Starbucks because really, I shouldn’t have to fight for seating. I like drinking my Peppermint Mochas in peace, not with over-hyper, demanding strangers trying to push me out because I happen to enjoy the warmth of the fireplace.

I’ve also noticed similar kinds of crazy customer hyperness at the local Whole Foods but I feel like I should save those experiences for another entry. Besides, crazy customers won’t be driving me away from Whole Foods anytime soon. The free samples have already insured my loyalty.